"Delta Squad was so good this week they scored the second most points in the league (BARELY missing out on the top scoring team) while getting a zero burger from an injured player AND another complete dud game from Kyle Pitts. Marvin Harrison Jr proved he is THAT DUDE, and will single handedly vault this team to playing for something come January."

"Scumdogs proved they are a force to be reckoned with this week by absolutely dominating their opponent. The only reason they are at 4th for me are the injuries; I'm very worried about this team's ability to keep putting up massive points if their star players keep missing time. Puka week 1, now Jefferson and Mixon? Ouch."

"No AJ Brown? Apparently that's no problem for Scotchnwhiskers. Jordan Mason might be the greatest move this team made all year, filling a massive hole on this roster. With Hurts being capable at worst for the QB position, DK showing us he has WR upside, Kyren having a super safe floor, Singletary apparently being better than Saquon on yards per attempt, and a bunch of other players playing out of their minds, there might be just enough superstar talent on this roster to make noise even with some extremely disappointing weekly flex plays."

"ShivaBlasts has a flex position problem. Their positional starters are solid to elite (let's be real, White disappointed, but he would have probably caught 5+ passes and been fine if he didn't get hurt), but they scored a combined 6.1 points from their 3 flex spots. Very hard to win that way unless your top end talent scores 20-30 points consistently each week."

"It's going to be a loooooooooooong season for Codycast if their team keeps playing at the level their playing at. Losing 3 weekly starters and 1 flex worth player in the first two weeks isn't helping, either. Luckily for Codycast, the season is young, and there are enough names on this roster that have the potential to turn it around."

"Here are some interesting facts about Fuzzy Logic's complete collapse/ total faceplant to start the season.

- Of the 18 starters for the first two weeks of the season, they have had a total of 5 players meet and/or exceed their expected point totals. Of those 5 players, one of them was the Gus Bus scoring 5.9 points (expected points was 5.75), so really it's 4 players who helped the team by exceeding their projected points.

- Fuzzy Logic has been favored to win against each opponent each week and has somehow scored less than 94 points each week.

- Fuzzy Logic is #9 in PF and #1 in PA, meaning there's a good chance they would likely still be 0-2 even if they made better start/sit decisions, 1-1 if they played their 'perfect roster'.

- Fuzzy Logic has one of the worst benches in the league, with a VAST majority of bench players scoring less than 2 points each week.

- Each week, one of the starting RBs on this roster has managed to fumble at the goal line and had the fumble go through the end zone, causing a minimum negative 9 point swing by losing out on a TD, fumbling, and losing the fumble.

- This team has the second highest average WR group age at 26.9, meaning this core group of WRs is very close to being aged out completely.

- Related to the above bullet point, if this team doesn't turn it around (which would be a miracle), they have probably the worst draft capital for the 2025 rookie draft by only having one 4th round pick and two 5th round picks, so there is a chance this team will continue the slump in the 2026 season and beyond.

Until Fuzzy Logic wins a game and meets and/or beats their projected points in the same week, I see no reason to rank them higher than 12."