2024 Week 13
Power Rankings

scumdogs (grrouchie) [11-2]

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Slattery's Ranking: 1

"Yet another huge week and huge win for the Scumdogs. Grrouchie's put together one hell of an impressive season, and they have a chance to lock in the 1 seed with a win this week. I'm curious if Grrouchie will have the balls to bench Breece in the playoffs as he's been hurting this team more than helping for a majority of the season."

NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [10-3]

Change From Last Week: +1

Slattery's Ranking: 2

"I was tempted to put NGB at #1, but I just couldn't do it. The few down weeks on the season show this teams true floor, and those down weeks will not win a championship. Luckily, NGB got healthy at the right time of the season and they've got a few breakout rookies that should raise the floor for a playoff run."

Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [10-3]

Change From Last Week: -1

Slattery's Ranking: 3

"Delta Squad didn't necessarily have a bad turn out this week, but they didn't do nearly enough to overcome NGB. Granted, even with a 30-40+ point blow up game from Saquon (which has been more frequent this year than one would think), they wouldn't have scored enough to overcome NGB. A big reason behind that is OneTyrell's insistence in starting Kyle Pitts every week."

Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [10-3]

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Slattery's Ranking: 4

"The tater tots had a very slight scare going into SNF that they would be upset by Fuzzy Logic (hey, I had ~30% chance to win at the start of SNF, I'm counting it), but Josh Allen put this team on his back and had himself a GAME. With Josh Allen, Kamara, Pickens, and JSN putting up respectable games week in and week out, there's flexibility for BaileyOwen to flex in some boom players to increase their ceiling. Imagine if BaileyOwen played Njoku over Kittle this past week, they would have scored close to 140 points."

Dirty Mike & The Boys (HartyPGA) [6-7]

Change From Last Week: +2

Slattery's Ranking: 5

"Dirty Mike has been on a rough 3 week stretch, but they put up fairly respectable numbers this week. Unfortunately, they ran into a blowup week from the team on the other side. The good news is this team is in a win-and-in position going into week 14, and if this team can put up another 120+ week, they should be golden."

ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [7-6]

Change From Last Week: -1

Slattery's Ranking: 6

"On paper, I believe Shiva is probably more like the 5th best team in the league, but they're in a very tough pickle. By failing to take out the Scumdogs, they are now backed into a win-and-in situation, but they have the biggest possible mountain to climb as about half of their starters are on bye and they face Dirty Mike in week 14. This could be the end of Shiva's season."

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [5-8]

Change From Last Week: +1

Slattery's Ranking: 7

"Jerry. Freaking. Jeudy. Oh, and these guys named Russell Wilson, Chase Brown, and DJ Moore. Those are the players Prestige Worldwide can thank for completing the upset over Dirty Mike. It'll be really interesting to see how those pieces fit in 2025 as lwinman has to be taking this momentum and looking ahead to a build a strong team for next season."

codycast (codycast) [6-7]

Change From Last Week: -2

Slattery's Ranking: 8

"One of the most entertaining season long comeback stories we've been watching closely might have just had the door slammed into their face right at the finish line. Dud games from half the roster plus season ending injuries to McCaffrey and Taysom Hill might just be the final nail on the coffin for the 2024 season as Codycast is now in a win-and-need-help position to make the playoffs."

ScotchnWhiskers (ScotchnWhiskers) [5-8]

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Slattery's Ranking: 9

"While ScotchnWhiskers did complete the upset this week, it's hard to think this team earned the upset vs being gifted the upset. Still, this team has some great building block superstars and enough draft capital to load up on talent this off-season and rise back to dominance in 2025."

Get Out (Pads) [3-10]

Change From Last Week: +2

Slattery's Ranking: 10

"Man, it'll be interesting to see what Get Out does in the off-season. What will they do with and aging Davante Adams? Will they get another RB to pair with Rhamondre? Will they be able to acquire a superstar WR to build around? Only time will tell."

1-Putt Nine (GhostDad77) [3-10]

Change From Last Week: +1

Slattery's Ranking: 11

"Oh hey, Jonathan Brooks played football, and he looked decent on his ten total touches. Also, enough young WR pieces have shown something during the 2024 season that if 1-Putt can get a few major superstars in the off-season, they could make some noise in 2025."

Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [2-11]

Change From Last Week: -2

Slattery's Ranking: 12

"While Fuzzy Logic officially has the worst record in the league, this roster doesn't feel like the worst roster in the league. Maybe I'm biased, but there's enough here that a good draft and a few good moves could have the core of this roster competing in the next year or two."

Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against