2024 Week 12
Power Rankings
scumdogs (grrouchie) [10-2]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
"The Scumdogs are thankful that they have locked in their playoff spot. They are thankful that their team has been the most consistent team in the league week after week. They are thankful that their worst week just happened and they are looking forward to getting back to 120+.
They are thankful that they are currently healthy and ready for a playoff run against the rest of the heavy hitters in the league.
And, WE are thankful that we are in this league with such a great group of guys!!"
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [10-2]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
"The Delta Squad is thankful they have a spot locked up already for the playoffs. They are thankful for Santa Saquon being a completely unstoppable monster who is getting better as the season goes on and is looking to break records and smash opponents. They are thankful that Pollard might finally be healthy and is starting to produce. They are thankful that Jordan Love has such an easy schedule to end the year he could go crazy and be a league winner."
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [9-3]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
"NGB is thankful that they have locked up their playoff spot and are going for their 14th championship in the league. They are thankful that they probably have the most studs in the league and never seem to miss. Daniels, Achane, Evans, Reed, Kraft, McConkey, Chubba, and Monty."
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [9-3]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
"Today the Tots are thankful that they have already locked up a playoff spot. They are happy that Geno continues to perform and that Ekeler has found old man strength to help them on their journey. They are Thankful that McBride appears to be an elite TE, that JSN has found his swagger finally and that Tua remembered that Jaylen Waddle exists as he blew up for 144 yards and a TD."
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [7-5]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
"The ShivaBlasts are happy that years of suffering have lead them to a surprise team with some monster pieces that have them in the drivers seat for one of the last two spots for the playoffs. Thankful that Derrick Henry doesn't age and only gets better and more powerful (and thankful they didn't give in and trade him to the scumdogs). They are thankful for Ken-Bone-Walker, Bo Nix, McLaurin and the rest of the crew.
They are not thankful for Travis Kelce"
codycast (codycast) [6-6]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
"Team CodyCast is thankful that their team has found the fountain of youth about halfway through the season with key trades and acquisitions.
Thankful that Stafford doesn't appear to age and just keeps performing. Thankful that Gibbs is a true stud. Thankful that Kupp is playing, Vele has found life as the oldest rookie in history and thankful that, even though they don't have a playoff spot locked up, they have so much explosive talent that if they make it, they can make noise."
Dirty Mike & The Boys (HartyPGA) [6-6]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
"Dirty Mike is thankful that they currently control the 6 seed and they can smell the playoffs. They are thankful that Baker is a stud on his 14th team. They are thankful that Nick Chubb didn't lose his leg and might still have a career left. (Maybe JK Dobbins should learn to be tough like Chubb) and finally they are thankful that Nico Collins is back in time for the playoff push even though he loves TDs on his first catch even though the Refs do not like this and keep finding ways to call the play back."
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [4-8]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
"Prestige is thankful that they have such a young, full of potential, studly group of WRs to build around as they look for RBs to pair with them.
DJ Moore is still good, Addison is a great #2, Jeudy finally decided to develop, Legette has so much potential it's scary."
ScotchnWhiskers (ScotchnWhiskers) [4-8]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
"ScotchnWhiskers are thankful that they have pieces which should make them more competitive next year. They are thankful for a top 5 QB in Hurts, for the imposing force that DK could be without Lockett, they are thankful that Westbrook-Ikhine seems to score a touchdown every 3rd catch and they are thankful that they have that beautiful AJ Brown Stack."
1-Putt Nine (GhostDad77) [3-9]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 10
"1-Putt is thankful that they finally have some pieces to not make them the worst team in the league and to give them hope for next year.
Thankful for young talent that showed that next year could be better. Downs, the potential rise of Brooks, Meyers being the 2nd best target on his team.
Three good QBs and a lot of developing young talent, this team is thankful there is light at the end of the tunnel."
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [2-10]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
"The Fuzzy Logic are thankful that everyone in this league is here, because if none of us were he'd be playing with himself.
They are thankful that they have a solid foundation to work with next year that could put them back into the thick of things.
They are thankful that Nabers was the best WR in last years draft and they are thankful that they got to ditch old man Tyreek for The Future in Puka. They are thankful that Cade Otton is going to get a bag this offseason, they are thankful that Hockenson is a legit stud and he is healthy again."
Get Out (Pads) [2-10]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
"Pads is thankful that the season is almost over and the suffering is about to come to an end. "
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against