2023 Week 9 Rankings
Get Out (Pads) [6-3]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
"Pads drops to 2nd with a loss, but that loss was to the great Not Great (bob). The reality is that they probably only lost because the heaviest of hitters were on bye all at the same time. CMC, Gibbs and Etienne all took the game off and coach Pads couldn't find enough fire power to overcome the defending champion."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 1
"An ugly week from Pads who only managed to put up 74 points. Stevenson was the only reason this squad even had a reasonable week. Should there be some concern over Kupp’s production without Stafford? This team doesn’t look as terrifying without CMC in it."
lwinmin's Ranking: 2
"GetOUT has gotten out of the first place ranking. They are second in PF so a win this week could put them back atop the league rankings."
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [6-3]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
"On top of Ole Smokey, All covered with Cheese - Stood the Tater Tots who beat Fuzzy with ease... well, in actuality it was a close game. The Tots put up a great performance with Allen, Ekeler and Dell all going over 20 points. Even with Michael Thomas and George Pickens combining for under a point they still managed to put up enough points elsewhere to outlast Fuzzy Logic and because of this performance they are taking the #1 spot for the week."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 3
"Scott’s Tots pulled off a trade for Ekeler who helped take home the win on MNF. Michael Thomas and Pickens combined for .9 points. This team is starting to round into form as a squad that can compete for a title with over 1000 PF on the year."
lwinmin's Ranking: 4
"Scott's Tots are the final 6-3 team left. Barely beating the commish in week 9 with the help of his new toy Austin Ekeler."
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [6-3]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
"NGB is climbing back to the top of the rankings with some solid wins. This time knocking off the #1 team and asserting dominance. You can never count out the defending champions who will pounce on their opponents and exploit their weakness. Even if that weekness was "bye week" Carr to Olave was 31 points of fun. Keenan Broke 10k yards in victory. Even a zero point performance from Higbee wasn't going to stop NGB this week."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 5
"NGB needed to pull out a win this week and his team didn’t show up, but luckily they still managed to win. Carr and Olave were the two highest scorers for this team. 85 points was more than enough for the win."
lwinmin's Ranking: 1
"So many 6-3 teams right now. NotGreatBob took down Get out the second place team in PF. Even in a low scoring affair Bob has found a way to win."
Scumdogs (grrouchie) [6-3]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
"The Scumdogs got slapped around by Codycast this past week. Lamar might turn out to be just a place holder until Kyler comes back as he put up another dud Fantasy Performance. Jonathan Taylor appears to be fully back as the lead back and a possible difference maker if the Scumdogs don't fall out of playoff contention. Puka might be dead without Stafford, and the Scumdogs really have to figure out how to get points out of the TE position even if it means overpaying for one in a trade."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 4
"Not much could have saved the Scumdogs this week as they needed 146 points to win and came just about 50 points short. Puka took a hit without Stafford but the whole team was just meh. I still think the Scumdogs are okay as they are 6-3."
lwinmin's Ranking: 3
"Scum got blasted by CodyCast this week. Down weeks from Lamar, Breece, and Puka cost him. Maybe Wentz is here to save Puka?"
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [5-4]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
"I wanted to rank Fuzzy Logic above the Scumdogs but I decided to throw them back with the other 5-4 teams instead. This was a game that they should have won as they shut down 3 of the 5 WR that the Tots rolled out. This loss is going to be put at the feet of one man, one mortal man. Travis Freaking Kelce. Yes, Kelce put up his worst game of the season with only 2.8 points. If he had only matched his previous low then Fuzzy would have won. You have to go back to 2021 to find a worse performance from Swifts Tight End. "
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 2
"A close matchup that resulted in a loss. Fuzzy Logic is 1 of 3 teams with over 1000 PF but unfortunately is 5-4. Kelce’s 2.9 and 7.5 did not help much on the week. I see brighter days ahead though."
lwinmin's Ranking: 5
"The commish should probably be higher, but I didn't realize until now that he is #1 in PF. A ton of depth paired with some serious studs makes this team tough to beat every single week. No idea how they are only 5-4."
codycast (codycast) [4-5]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
"Shooting up the rankings and destroying the hopes and dreams of teams that thought they were competitors comes CodyCast. Dropping 145 on the Scumdogs and making it not even competitive while pulling off this weird Rebuild on the fly they almost seem unstoppable right now. The freight train is getting fired up and running over everyone in sight. Let's see how long they can maintain this crazy momentum."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 6
"This is an interesting team who started to sell off pieces but still put up a monster performance. We will see if they continue to sell or try to pull off a little streak to sneak into the playoffs. I can honestly see this team managing to make a run and putting up competitive performance while continuing to retool."
lwinmin's Ranking: 6
"Despite selling his assets Codycast has propelled himself into playoff contention. With a monster score of 145 in week 9 I'm not sure this team should give up just yet."
ScotchnWhiskers (ScotchnWhiskers) [4-5]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
"Another 4-5 team with some life left. Hurts will keep them in a lot of games and the stack with AJ Brown has been amazing this year. Even though they only combined for about 45 points this game, they proved to be too much for Dirty Mike to handle."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 8
"A much needed win from this squad as they managed to crack just over 100 points on the week. The whole team was pretty much mediocre except an above average game from Hurts. It’s also becoming Yeti Season so watch out for this squad going forward."
lwinmin's Ranking: 7
"Right on the bubble of the playoffs. Its do or die time for ScothnWhiskers."
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [4-5]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
"What did you expect them to do? Carlos James Stroud was just too much to handle. Dak put up 33 points but was still outscored by his counterparty by 17. Mostert was the only other bright spot for the team with 13.5 points. Swift looks like he turned back into a pumpkin, Shaheed caught nothing deep, DJ Moore.... uh... looks like he went back to play for Carolina. Yeah, this was an underwhelming performance."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 7
"Not the greatest week from Prestige Worldwide as they failed to score over 82 points. Dak scored 33.3 which accounted for more than ⅓ of the team’s points. I hope that this team can put together some wins because the teams behind are breathing down their neck."
lwinmin's Ranking: 10
"This team has lost what feels like 20 of their last 20. Technically still in the playoff race, but not really."
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [4-5]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 10
"The Delta Squad won by default as they played against a team that put up the worst game of the season for anyone, I think. The Delta Squad is sitting at 4-5 and still in the playoff hunt, but they are going to have to get better production out of their team because an 86 point performance doesn't win very many matchups. "
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 9
"It didn’t take much from this squad to win this matchup. Love, Barkley, and Ferguson combined for enough to get the job done. At 4-5 they could certainly find a way to snag that 6 seed and make it into the playoffs."
lwinmin's Ranking: 8
"Delta Squad got a much needed win in week 9 against Ghostdad. Another bubble playoff team sitting at 4-5."
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [4-5]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
"Shiva Blasted their way to a second consecutive victory with the LEGEND Stroud putting up over 50 points and slapping around the P.W. Stroud, White and Lamb combined for almost 97 points and Prestige put up 81 points. The problem is that the rest of the team put up a lot of duds. However, when your Studs Fire, sometimes you just get an easy victory."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 10
"A big week from ShivaBlasts as they put up almost 130 points in route to a victory. Stroud put up a big week alongside White and CeeDee putting up big games. Shiva is 4-5 and still only 2 games out of 1st place. Anything could happen and this squad could find a way into the playoffs."
lwinmin's Ranking: 9
"Shiva is starting to prove some doubters wrong. Also sitting at 4-5 and looking to make a playoff push before it's too late."
September...08! (GhostDad77) [3-6]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
"The only thing keeping September the 8th out of the last spot in the power rankings is the fact that they have one more victory than Dirty Mike. In what is probably the worst performance of the season in the entire league, they only had one player go over 10 points but 5 go under 5 points. This was putrid. Lets hope they took a hot shower to wipe off the stench and do better next week"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 11
"I think this is a week that Ghostdad wants to forget as this team put up just 43.54 points on the week. That is 7 points less than CJ Stroud scored. There weren’t any big time players on bye either, so just an absolute disappointing performance. I bet Ghostdad wishes they had their own 1st round pick in next year's draft."
lwinmin's Ranking: 11
"GhostDad may be facing the same reality as Prestige Worldwide unfortunately. Sitting at 3-6 the win streak has to start now. "
Dirty Mike & The Boys (HartyPGA) [2-7]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
"Another week, another loss and at this point I'm beginning to believe that Commish Fuzzy is Punishing the Boys. There must be a conspiracy brewing and if there isn't I'm going to invent one to sully the name of Fuzzy Logic for generations to come."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 12
"A close matchup from Dirty Mike and The Boys will unfortunately result in another loss. This team is now 2-7 and doesn’t have much going for it right now. I think we are all just waiting for Arthur Smith to get fired so Bijan and London can finally produce."
lwinmin's Ranking: 12
"Dirty Mike is sitting at 2-7 and lost a close fought match to ScotchnWhiskers in week 9."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against