2023 Week 6 Rankings
Dirty Mike & The Boys (HartyPGA) [2-4]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
"Dirty Mike & The Boys just announced that they will be taking some time off (and maybe permanently after the season) to go and defend our country and to spread the good word about the Dysfunctional Dynasty. There is no other ranking that makes sense.
No matter what happens rest of year - Dirty Mike can always look back and see that his Boys were #1 in our hearts, at least for one week.
In celebration of Dirty Mike - the Rankings (my rankings) will reflect how his Boys have done against the rest of the league since it's inception on Sleeper."
** EDITOR'S NOTE: Point totals in Grrouchie's comments are in the following format: Dirty Mike's PF - Dirty Mike's PA
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 1
"I mean come on, do you blame me for this ranking? We can all put fantasy football aside for the week and honor a great presence in our league. It has been a pleasure competing with Dirty Mike & The Boys throughout the years. I think I can speak for many when I say thank you for your service and it’s been a true pleasure getting to know you. I was just bragging about our Dysfunctional Dynasty to a buddy an hour before your message was sent. This is one of the closest leagues I know and it’s because of all the fantastic managers we have. It will be fun to watch this team grow, especially when that team features Bijan. Again, a big thank you for making this league enjoyable and you will for sure be missed. Hopefully the squad can pull out some wins while you’re gone!"
lwinmin's Ranking: 1
"Don't give up hope on this season. Sitting at 2-4 many things could change in fantasy football. As a true fantasy football veteran I do not doubt you already know this. I am rooting for you.
Dirty Mike has been here with our league for quite some time. 4 short years ago HartyPGA decided to join a completely dysfunctional dynasty league. Unfortunately, for the league he will be leaving us due to complications of having too much freedom in his bloodstream. As far as fantasy football goes Dirty Mike's roster has some serious bright spots. Brock Purdy, Bijan Robinson, Sam Laporta (Baby Kittle), Drake London, Tank Bigsby, Nico Collins, Anthony Richardson (just to name a few). He also has some decent lottery tickets in Wandale Robinson, Keaontay Ingram, and Darnell Mooney. I like what this man was building. Unfortunately his roster was plagued with injuries to start the year when Dobbins and Chubb went down. But he isn't here at #1 for what his team is today or what it will be in the future. He is here because fantasy football and this league is more than just a game. We've built a community. We've seen people come and go for various reasons. Reasons that have literally brought me to tears..(RIP WV Kick Butkus) I think I speak for the league when I say that Magnum1Delta, Dirty Mike, HartPGA, Whatever your name is. You will always have a special place in our hearts and in this league. Just like those who have come before him and those who will leave after him. So we bid you well fine sir. This week. You are #1."
Scumdogs (grrouchie) [5-1]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
"Dirty Mike is 1-6 against the Scumdogs with an all time score of 608.73 - 864"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 2
"Scumdogs keep the train rolling with another win without breaking 100 points. Lamar and JT were nothing special, and Puka was poopy. Breece got 17 touches and was able to sneak out a touchdown. Pitty City is open again with Gardner taking over for the foreseeable future. Sutton caught 4 passes and 1 happened to be in the endzone. The Scumdogs weren’t necessarily impressive, but they still won by 16 points. This team will certainly be a contender come playoff time."
lwinmin's Ranking: 3
"Grrouchie is sitting at 5-1 in 1st place and is 4th in Points For with 641. He simply figures out ways to win. Poopy has taken a little hit to his production with the return of Kupp, but I think he still has tremendous value and upside. Jonathan Taylor may take another week or 2 to look like him oldself, but he is happy to wait. If I know anything about Scumdogs its that he has a trick or 2 up his sleeve left that is going to help his team stand out and continue to stay atop these rankings."
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [4-2]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
"Dirty Mike is 0-4 against Not Great Bob with an all time score of 389.86 - 586.06"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 5
"NotGreatBob had a comfortable week with the 44 point victory. No one on the squad went off for a big week, but there also weren’t any duds. Carr and Olave were good in their loss to the Texans. Moss continues to see action with JT back, but is it going to last? The other B Robinson had a solid performance by scoring a touchdown. Keenan should continue to produce with Mike Williams out. I expect Evans to have better weeks than his week 6 outing. Ja’Marr Chase only caught 6 of his 13 targets for 80 yards. NGB remains a top contender looking to defend the title."
lwinmin's Ranking: 5
"The defending champ got a solid win in week 6 over dirty mike bringing him to 4-2 on the season. With wide receivers like his he just wants to get into the playoffs where anything could happen. Jamar Chase will be on buy this week so we'll see who fills those shoes. Chris Olave has been so disappointing this year, but at least he put up on okay stat line in the week 6 victory."
Get Out (Pads) [4-2]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
"Dirty Mike is 2-2 against Pads with an all time score of 347.18 - 339.9"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 4
"Another fantastic performance out of Get Out as they put up the highest score of week 6. Tua balled out and Waddle caught a TD for the 2nd straight week. Etienne is seeing an insane volume and keeps producing with a pair of TDs. Montgomery went down and might be out for a bit, but Gibbs is chilling on the bench ready for the call. Any team that is able to trot out CMC and Cooper Kupp is a force to be reckoned with. Pads should be a contender and has the ability to do some damage in the playoffs."
lwinmin's Ranking: 2
"Pads dominated the #1 ranked player last week and it wasn't even close. Tua, CMC, Montgomery, Waddle, Etienne, Kupp. They are all way too much. This team is second in PF on the season at 701. I imagine this climbing this week if CMC and Montgomery are healthy. "
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [4-2]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
"Dirty Mike is 0-3 against Prestige with an all time score of 223.78 - 343.58"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 3
"This squad keeps putting up good numbers through 6 weeks, but they just happened to face the highest scoring team of the week. Deebo looks like he is playing through an injury constantly and only had 2 carries for 11 yards. DJ Moore and Calvin Ridley were not the best with 51 and 30 yards respectively. Mattison and Swift were just average while Dak had a good game against the Chargers defense. Raheem the Dream continues to dazzle and is a big reason for PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE even being competitive. I don’t know if anyone had a 31-year-old being the RB2 and a top 5 fantasy producer through 6 weeks. This squad looks like they are the real deal and will contend throughout the rest of the year."
lwinmin's Ranking: 10
"I really didn't mean to have this team down so low. The only reasoning is that I completely forgot about my team and I didn't want to have to redo all the other rankings. This squad is 1st in Points for and sitting at 4-2. However, they like to just be mediocre so expect a couple bad weeks here even though they made a Davante Adams trade splash."
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [3-3]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
"Dirty Mike is 0-4 against the Tots with an all time score of 258.1 - 350.46"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 8
"Now through 3 weeks and Scott’s Tots have seen some highs and lows. Kittle caught 1 pass and only managed a single yard. Josh Allen needed a big week and was meh. Kamara and Wilson were good, but definitely not enough. The rest of the team didn’t really do much. All this resulted in 82.5 points on the week. It’s tough to get a gauge on this team. If Scott’s Tots make the playoffs then they could make an impact, but they could also flame out and be looking for their 3rd consecutive 1.13 pick."
lwinmin's Ranking: 7
"Scott's Tots took a tough loss in week 6. Kittle laid an egg while Devonta Smith and Michael Thomas were underwhelming. There is a bright spot in Alvin Kamara as he looked decent. Garrett Wilson is a stud and Aiyuk continues to be Purdy's favorite target. I think this is a get right game for Scott's Tots in week 7."
ScotchnWhiskers (mark2law) [3-3]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
"Dirty Mike is 1-3 against the Scotch drinkers with an all time score of 314.2 - 457.44"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 7
"ScotchnWhiskers came out with a statement this week. Hurts and Brown combined for 38 points in their loss to the Jets. Henry looked like his old dominant self with 97 yards on the ground and a touchdown. Zay Flowers looks like a great addition to the Baltimore offense. Kyren went off with 158 yards and a TD but looks like he’ll be out for an extended period of time. The team might be 3-3 but also features the highest points against in the league. Scotchn is definitely scarier than their record says."
lwinmin's Ranking: 6
"Mark2law is going to be missing Derrick Henry and Kyren Williams in week 7. They barely pulled out the win in week 6 over Delta Squad and are now sitting at 3-3 on the year. Henry and Williams accounted for 39 of their fantasy points and it will be tough to be without them."
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [3-3]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
"Dirty Mike is 2-1 against Slattery with an all time score of 277.12 - 287.68"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 6
"Fuzzy Logic came out and produced a near 30 point win. Mahomes and Kelce were pretty good in their weird game against Denver. Tyreek put up 163 yards and a TD on 6 receptions. The guy can just single handedly win weeks sometimes. Jacobs and Hockenson were okay while Terry and Jameson Williams did enough to win. I believe that Fuzzy Logic is better than their 3-3 record and should inject fear into their opponents."
lwinmin's Ranking: 4
"The commish is 3-3 on the year, but he is 3rd in Points for. Tyreek isn't fair so as long as he is on the team Fuzzy has a chance at winning. This week he is going up against my #3 ranked Scumdogs so this will be a match to watch. Could Fuzzy end up sending Scumdogs a rank or 2 back?"
codycast (codycast) [2-4]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
"Dirty Mike is 1-2 against Codycast with an all time score of 240-22 - 323.4"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 9
"Codycast was less than 2 points away from being 3-3 on the season, but will unfortunately fall to 2-4 instead. The big names didn’t really want to put up big numbers. Ekeler was inefficient with 27 yards on 14 carries. The Gus Bus was stuck in neutral as he went 41 yards on 16 attempts. Higgins and Adams both had 2 receptions and combined for less than 7 points. Diggs couldn’t find the end zone but still went 10 for 100. This is a team with some high profile names that is struggling to find the win column. I would still be scared to play this squad though."
lwinmin's Ranking: 11
"I don't feel right having codycast so low. The roster is still solid. They also just added some depth and shook things up with a trade sending Davante Adams and Ronnie Rivers to Prestige WorldWide for Alexander Mattison and Deebo Samuel. If they want to keep their playoff hopes alive they need to start winning now."
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [2-4]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 10
"Dirty Mike is 2-1 against OneTyrell with an all time score of 209.48 - 242.42"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 10
"Delta Squad came out with the 3rd highest point total of the week and unfortunately gets a loss to honor it. The Ghost of Adam Thielen keeps on giving, but will the change in offense affect his production? Amon Ra went off with 12 catches on 15 targets and a TD. Pollard and Saquon were good but not great. It was also nice to see Pitts hauling in a touchdown in that brutal Atlanta offense. If only Cousins could have been at least average, then Delta Squad might have pulled out a win."
lwinmin's Ranking: 9
"A brutal loss in week 6 puts Delta Squad at 8 this week. He could easily climb up to 6 or 5 if his team shows some life in week 7. I still like the roster he has constructed, but injuries have derailed his early season. With Saquon back I'm looking for Delta Sqaud to get on a roll and make a push for a solid playoff spot."
September...08! (GhostDad77) [2-4]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
"Dirty Mike is 2-3 against Ghostdad with an all time score of 471.56 - 471.7 (man, that all time score is tight)"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 11
"A close and low scoring matchup results in a win for Ghostdad. Gabe Davis put up a dud and Pierce followed suit. Herbert had a good game but it wasn’t a crazy performance. Meyers and Samuel both found the end zone and had solid weeks. Pachecho put up good numbers as he continues to solidify his role as the top back in KC. It’s also looking like Josh Downs will be the WR2 for the Colts and should be a reception machine with Gardner as QB."
lwinmin's Ranking: 9
"Ghost is getting some production out of Curtis Samuel, Jakobi Meyers, and Gabe Davis (minus week 6) as of late. He narrowly defeated Codycast and is looking to grab his 3rd win of the season in week 7 to keep his playoff hopes alive."
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [2-4]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
"Dirty Mike is 4-3 against ShivaBlasts with an all time score of 673.2 - 683.72. 7 games played an basically 10 points separating the all time score."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 12
"ShivaBlasts put up the 3rd lowest score of the week and it doesn’t help when Trenton Irwin finds a way into the starting lineup. Tutu was poopoo, Waller was far from a baller, and White played like shite. Addison only saw 5 targets with no Justin Jefferson and only hauled in 3 receptions for 28 yards, but 1 was a TD. Kenneth Walker and CeeDee Lamb were the only bright spots in a lackluster performance. Hey, at least CJ Stroud looks like a legit QB in Houston."
lwinmin's Ranking: 12
"ShivaBlasts is coming in at #12 this week and they may be going into rebuild mode if they can't grab a win in week 7. They'll have to win without Robert Woods, CJ Stroud, and Ceedee Lamb this week. Anyway HMU if you wanna move someone? Watson maybe?"
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against