2023 Week 12 Rankings

Get Out (Pads) [9-3]

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Grrouchie's Ranking: 1

"Dominant, Crushing, cruising, and wrecking hopes and dreams.  Team Get Out is riding their RBs to a first round bye this week.  CMC, RhMANdre and Monty all dominated as Pads proved again why they are number 1."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 1

"The wins keep on coming as Pads earns their 3rd straight win. The handful of starting RBs managed to produce with Etienne, CMC, Stevenson, and Montgomery combining for 73 points. Tua was disappointing but that didn’t really matter as Pads still won by 20 points. They are 1 of 2 teams to clinch a playoff spot, but Pads will continue to look ahead in hopes for the coveted bye. This is a scary team to face and will look to fight and take home the championship this year."

lwinmin's Ranking: 2

"You could argue that Pads shouldn't lose that #1 spot, but hey I wanted to shake things up. A 120 point week in week 12 and his 9th win on the year. Is it time to rest his guys? If Cooper Kupp shows up I'm sure that would make Pads happy."

NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [9-3]

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Grrouchie's Ranking: 2

"Last years number one is this years number 2 and they are playing like they want to go back-2-back.  Even with Carr, BRob and Charbonnet putting up bad performances NGB still does enough to squeak out a win.  The Old man Crew of Allen and Evans helped propel them to victory with a SURPRISE 2 TD game from Higbee.  

Not Great, but good enough.  NGB has an 80% chance to have the 2nd bye already locked up."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 2

"The wins keep on rolling for NotGreatBob. A narrow victory over Delta Squad will guarantee NGB a playoff spot. Mike Evans picked up the slack for the rest of the team that had an extremely average week. The Olave and Carr stack might be breaking down and should cause some concern. The goal for NGB will now be to earn a bye in the playoffs."

lwinmin's Ranking: 3

"The only other 9-3 team in the league and now they are getting Zack Moss back into their lineup for at least the next couple games. Watch out for the defending champ!"

Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [7-5]

Change From Last Week: +3

Grrouchie's Ranking: 4

"The fire is back, another week with another top score.  Another team catching fire and looking dominant at the end of the season when it matters most.  This team was lead by the Allen/Diggs stack and The Slim Reaper put up another 20 points for the team as well.

The oven is heating up again and these Tots are smelling Victory."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 3

"Another high scoring week from Scott’s Tots will result in a win. Top 3 scoring team on the week and won by a solid 40+ points. This squad is starting to shape itself into a competitive roster that will look to make some damage in the playoffs. Just a half a point away from 1400 PF on the season which is the highest at the moment. The Josh Allen and Stefon Diggs stack will look to cause some chaos moving forward. This is a fairly young squad looking to make a difference and hoping to take home the championship this year."

lwinmin's Ranking: 1

"We've got a new Sherrif in town. Only 7-5, but now the #1 in Points for and a MONSTER week 12 earns him the #1 spot. Tank Dell and Trey McBride are both emerging and the Diggs/Ekeler additions may prove to be exactly what Scott's Tot's needed."

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [7-5]

Change From Last Week: +3

Grrouchie's Ranking: 3

"This team is surging at the right time.  Putting up 147 points in a dominant victory while trying to overtake NGB for a bye week. The Hitlist is long this week but the most dominant QB in the game right now, Dak, is attacking opponents and winning games almost on his own.  Mostert was a Must Start going over 20 again and like 30 other players had over 15 points in this weeks victory."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 4

"A matchup that many were looking forward to resulted in Prestige Worldwide smashing Fuzzy Logic. Dak will be a legit fantasy option down the stretch with his schedule and looks to stay hot. The Dolphins (Mostert and Waddle) combined for 36 and hope for more high scoring games. They managed to win by 31 points Swift being the only disappointment of the week. They are currently in 4th place but a lot can change with so many teams jumbled up near the top. This is still a squad that can make some damage in the playoffs."

lwinmin's Ranking: 5

"This team shook some things up with the additions of Waddle and Watson. Now they've added Rashee Rice into the mix. I don't know what to think about them, but we'll put em at 5 this week."

Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [6-6]

Change From Last Week: -1

Grrouchie's Ranking: 7

"How do you make a commisioner cry? Have his team put up a good score but go against one of the top 3 scoring teams on the week.  That Mahomes to Kelce stack couldn't even touch Daks score this week.

Ouch"

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 5

"Fuzzy Logic keeps putting up points and is one of the highest scoring teams on the year, but they are still .500 on the season. Mahomes, Kelce, and Hill (the usual suspects) combined for 57 points while Josh Jacobs added 20 of his own points. The rest of the squad was fairly disappointing on the week. (I’ll apologize now for the bad joke) Also the Gus Bus was hotboxed in week 12 with a solid 4.20. Fuzzy Logic is currently clinging to that last playoff spot but will look to win the last couple of matchups to control their own destiny."

lwinmin's Ranking: 4

"The commish is sitting at 6-6 and may not even make the playoffs. However, they have an awesome squad and are 2nd in points for. Their luck is about to turn around."

Scumdogs (grrouchie) [7-5]

Change From Last Week: -3

Grrouchie's Ranking: 5

"I'm going to come out and say that this game against Dirty Mike was an embarrassment.  The entire RB staff was a huge let down.  Puka puked himself into a crappy score and the best effort was Jonathan Taylor who then decided to let Zach Moss play the rest of the season and help the Scumdogs tank for next year.   Bloody Disgusting, no effort and a well deserved loss.

Still going to make the playoffs, but at this rate will be booted first round by FuzzyLogic or something."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 6

"The Scumdogs were in a tight matchup this week but could not pull out a victory. JT was good and scored a couple of touchdowns but will be missing some more time after the thumb surgery. Kyler outscored Lamar while on the bench and this could have been a different outcome with a couple of other lineup changes. The Scumdogs are looking like a playoff team but will want another win or two to ensure a playoff spot."

lwinmin's Ranking: 6

"Scum is sitting at 7-5 with nearly 1300 PF on the season. With Taylor out he takes the #6 spot. A big win in week 12 keeps him in the playoffs. Just keep winning and don't look back."

ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [6-6]

Change From Last Week: -2

Grrouchie's Ranking: 6

"It is with all due sadness that I am forced to report that the ShivaBlasts have lost a game and have an uphill battle to make the playoffs.

Shiva plays Dirty Mike this next week while Fuzzy plays NGB and these two games could flip the standings and put SHIVA in control of their own destiny with a playoff birth on the line."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 10

"The hot streak unfortunately comes to an end in week 12. ShivaBlasts went up against the 3rd highest scoring team of the week and couldn’t produce enough to compete. CJ Stroud did his best to contribute with nearly 35 points. He definitely looks like a dynasty darling that can produce for years to come. ShivaBlasts are currently in 7th place and only a game out of a playoff spot. The low ranking is only because of a low PF. Does ShivaBlasts have enough to contend down the stretch and sneak into the playoffs?"

lwinmin's Ranking: 7

"ShivaBlasts is at 6-6 and still has hopes of making the playoffs this season. They have really turned their season around after such a rough start. CJ Stroud continues to do Stroud stuff."

ScotchnWhiskers (ScotchnWhiskers) [5-7]

Change From Last Week: +2

Grrouchie's Ranking: 8

"it's still possible, just not probable, for Scotch to make the playoffs.  This week they were the number one scoring team and absolutely destroyed Codycast.

Scotch needs to win out to get to 7-7 on the season and have Shiva lose at least one game and Fuzzy lose both their games and then potentially a playoff birth for the Whiskers.

Not probable, but there is still hope."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 7

"ScotchnWhiskers was the highest scoring team on the week and are still alive in the playoff race. Jalen Hurts shined with 5 total TDs, 2 of which were on the ground. The Yeti came out of hibernation for a solid week scoring 2 rushing touchdowns. It also must have been nice for Kyren Williams to be back with his 200+ yards and 2 TDs. This squad will look to take home 2 more wins and hopefully snag one of the last playoff spots. Anything could happen in these last 2 weeks."

lwinmin's Ranking: 9

"Also at 5-7 is ScothnWhiskers. AJ Brown has been a disappointment the last couple of weeks, but Jaylen Hurts continues to do his thing. It's been a tough year for ScotchnWhiskers but the future is bright."

Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [5-7]

Change From Last Week: -1

Grrouchie's Ranking: 9

"TLaw is showing signs of life. The Sun God is a dominant force.  Pollard is coming alive after being dormant almost all season, Brandon Cooks is playing like a good WR again, Najee is having a late seasons surge.

Problem is it is all too little too late. 

If they win both their last two games, Fuzzy loses his last two and shiva loses their last two, plus Cody and Scotch each lose one of their last two then there is still a chance."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 8

"A good week from Delta Squad will result in a close loss to the former champs. Trevor Lawrence did his best to pull the squad along but was unable to put them over the top. It’s safe to wonder what could have been if Adam Thielen didn’t do his best ghost impression. If only he could have caught another 2 or 3 passes, then Delta Squad could have pulled out the upset. They are only a game out of the last playoff spot, and anything can happen down the stretch."

lwinmin's Ranking: 8

"Delta Squad at 5-7 may be out of the playoffs. I don't really know, but I'm assuming 7-7 wouldn't do it. But maybe I'm wrong. Pollard could be a league winner down the road with his playoff schedule so we'll see."

codycast (codycast) [5-7]

Change From Last Week: -1

Grrouchie's Ranking: 10

"After pure hotness last year (until the playoffs) the Cast of Codys are retooling and rebuilding on the fly.  This is resulting in some poor performances with flashes of hope.  The season is over for this team but now they are analyzing all the data for the future of the franchise.  

Here is a hint - the RB core is garbage after Gibbs.   If Henry moves on then it won't be all lost, but their room is filled with a bunch of "also's" who aren't doing much."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 9

"Has the time come for Codycast to officially sell all the pieces he can for a retool? The only team to not crack 100 points on the week, albeit only by .04 points. Dalton Schultz probably could have helped the cause by doing more than 1 catch for 2 yards. Nevertheless, Codycast lost by 53 points this week and didn’t really stand a chance. They are only a game out of a playoff spot but currently the 10 seed. This is still a scary team that can take home a couple of wins, so be on the lookout for them come playoff time even if it’s for pick 1.13."

lwinmin's Ranking: 10

"Well it may be curtains for codycast. The 3rd 5-7 team in the league and they have a fire sale going on right now. So get get a guy while you can!"

Dirty Mike & The Boys (HartyPGA) [3-9]

Change From Last Week: +1

Grrouchie's Ranking: 11

"Bijan, Nico and LaPorta threw a party and didn't invite the Scumdogs.  Dirty Mike might have given up on the season buy his Boys came out to play."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 11

"Dirty Mike and The Boys pull off the upset over the Scumdogs. Bijan was finally unleashed putting up 121 total yards and 2 total touchdowns. LaPorta came out of the LaPorta Potty for 47 yards and a TD. Nico Collins and the rest of the Houston receivers are loving life with Stroud under center. The Boys are finally out of the cellar and into 11th place. They are looking to pull off a couple of upsets and potentially ruin some playoff hopes."

lwinmin's Ranking: 11

"IT IS BIJAN SEASON. Unfortunately, Bijan season has come a little late. Let's blame Arthur for this."

September...08! (GhostDad77) [3-9]

Change From Last Week: -1

Grrouchie's Ranking: 12

"There was a lot of positive in this game.  Pacheco looked electric, Gabe Davis has boom weeks during the rain and Meyers has a connection with his QB.  But, team ran into the best team in the league which results in a loss."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 12

"GhostDad is doing his best to stay competitive while the team does not own their own 1st round pick this year. It hasn’t been a very fun season and it unfortunately continued into week 12. Zay Jones was disappointing with only 1 catch for 10 yards. Downs somehow only caught 5 of 13 targets. Did Hunter Henry even play this week? 1-Putt Nine will look to turn it around next week and will try to play spoiler at the end of the season."

lwinmin's Ranking: 12

"Ghost dad sitting at 3-9 will be fighting against Dirty MIke to see who will have the worst record this season. Pacheco and Gabe Davis showed up in week 12, but just wasn't enough."

Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against