2023 Week 10 Rankings
Get Out (Pads) [7-3]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
"Even when you think they are going to lose, they find a way to win. Pads, led by Danny DeVito's drunken uncle somehow managed to steal a victory away even with CMC unable to get into the end zone and break the all time record for most games with a TD in a row. This team didn't even play with a full roster and they still managed to out duel their opponent.
Are they untouchable or will the luck run dry?"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 1
"Not the best performance from Pads but the squad was still able to pull out a victory. Imagine what this matchup could have looked like if there was a full lineup set? It was a bit of a disappointing week from players such as Watson and Etienne. Hey, at least Danny DeVito could finally get a win somewhere."
lwinmin's Ranking: 1
"Pads is 7-3 and creeping up on the points for leader. He has added Amari Cooper, Davante Adams, and Calvin Ridley and appears to be going all in. Losing Gibbs may have hurt after the first week, but he has plenty of assets to replace him if need be."
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [7-3]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
"NGB just won't go away. A huge 150 point outburst which included Carr going for 4.4 and Hubbard going for 4.9 and Hurst going for 2.4. Yes. 3 of his 9 players put up a combined 11.7 points and he still managed to score over 150. This team is making a statement. Hide your babies and lock your girls up, NGB is stealing souls."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 2
"NotGreatBob came out and wanted to remind the league who won the championship last year. Keenan Allen put up 35, Mike Evans with 23, Chase had 20, the other BRob had nearly 25, and then Olave and Lockett almost broke 20. This was an absolute beatdown that no other team could had withstood. NGB looks to keep the train rolling through the rest of the regular season and into the playoffs as the team eyes back-to-back chips."
lwinmin's Ranking: 3
"The defending champ is tied with the league's best record at 7-3. In week 10 they exploded for 150 points on the backs of Chase, Olave, Locket, and Brian Robinson."
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [6-4]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
"Behind the power of the Miracle Man, Josh Dobbs - who is getting passed around this season in the real NFL like the loose girl at prom, Fuzzy continues to roll. Dobbs to Hockensen put up nearly half of Fuzzy's points and that was good enough to take out Ghost Dad this week. It's nice to win on bye when your top 3 studs are all sleeping at home."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 3
"Fuzzy Logic managed to pull out a win with a majority of his points on the bench. Mahomes, Kelce, and Hill were all on bye and were not useful. TJ Hockenson decided to put the team on his back and carried them to victory. I was going to list off the disappointing players, but the list might be too long. 52 points from the QB/TE will certainly help but Fuzzy Logic has to be looking forward to getting their studs back."
lwinmin's Ranking: 2
"I am sure the commish is happy to get Tyreek back into his lineup after missing him last week. Despite that he still managed to grab his 6th win on the season and maintain his grip on the most points for in the league."
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [6-4]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
"At one point I looked at the matchups and it looked like the tots were becoming perfectly golden toasted in the air fryer and had their game against NGB in hand. The Tots were about to become the #1 or #2 team in the league after an amazing victory, but out of nowhere NGB decided to Crush all hopes and Dreams. The Tots put up the 2nd highest score on the week and it didn't matter because they still lost by nearly 20 points.
Ouch. Would y'all like a band-aid?"
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 4
"Not much that the Tots can do this week. The squad put up 136 points and had the 2nd highest score on the week, but fantasy football can be sick sometimes. The whole team put up above average games with the exception of Pickens who was a bit lackluster. Scott's Tots are still top 3 in PF and look to get back into the win column next week."
lwinmin's Ranking: 4
"The addition of Ekeler has made this team very tough to beat. Now if Josh Allen could step up Scott's Tots would be very happy. THEY'RE LITHIUM!"
codycast (codycast) [5-5]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
"Team Codycast with 3 wins in a row and is rocketing up the charts with good performance after good performance. Burrow and Gibbs rocked over 20 each. Foreman continues to produce no matter what people think about his actual value (and this is how Cody keeps winning, Diamonds in the ruff). Deebo and Kirk both played near their floors but those are 10 point floors and they help a lot. when you get a W and you have Andrews and Diggs put up 10 points combined, you are doing well."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 7
"This team keeps putting pieces on the trade block but might need to rethink that decision if they keep winning. It was not the highest scoring week from Codycast, but it was still nearly 30 points more than their opponent. This is a team that doesn't want to rebuild and would rather retool, and it definitely seems like this plan is working just fine. I think that there is a solid chance for Codycast to sneak into the playoffs this year while selling off some pieces."
lwinmin's Ranking: 5
"Codycast begins a new tier of teams, but this man tried to tank and he couldn't. The addition of Gibbs made a huge splash and won him his matchup in week 10. Gibbs, Kirk, Diggs, Burrow, Andrews. This team is still built to contend whether or not Codycast likes it."
Scumdogs (grrouchie) [6-4]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
"The Scumdogs saw over half of their players put up over 10 points in this loss. Tight End is still haunting them but wasn't their lowest scoring position. And, as much as I want to sit here and talk about how much I currently hate Dak and how he stole this game from me, I mean the Scumdogs, (I mean, he did, literally) the fact is the team is not playing well enough to win. The Scumdogs this week put up the 3rd worst score and a team with this much talent, this many names, and, in theory, this much fire power, should not be putting up sub 100 point games. They deserved to lose.
But man.
Seriously.
Screw Dak."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 5
"The Scumdogs came out with a disappointing performance in week 10. Lamar was the only player that was able to crack 15 points and he only did so with 15.02 points. I could only imagine that grrouchie is waiting for Justin Jefferson to be healthy in order to bolster this offense. Could the Scumdogs have a QB controversy with Kyler shining in his return?"
lwinmin's Ranking: 6
"Scum took a tough loss in week 10, but JJ is coming back just in time. They still have a nice record at 6-4 so no need to panic yet."
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [5-5]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
"Prestige marches into town and Dak puts up nearly half of the teams total points and they take a victory over the Scumdogs. Adams was the only other guy to put up over 10 points for the team, but it was enough and they will take the win. Move on to next week and see how they can get other players to match what Dak is giving them."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 6
"Prestige Worldwide was not able to break 100 points on the week but they got the job done by pulling off the upset of the Scumdogs. This team is certainly lucky to get in the win column this week. Dak put up 50% of the team's points and could have been in serious trouble if there was another QB in the lineup. Winning is all that matters and Prestige Worldwide hopes to keep it going into week 11."
lwinmin's Ranking: 9
"I hate this team, but at least they finally moved on from some win now guys and bought some lottery tickets for the future in Waddle and Watson. Now they have 7 players age 24 for whatever that's worth."
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [5-5]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
"Shiva has struck gold with a bunch of young kids and they are all starting to play well as a team. Shiva has won 3 in a row and are currently looking like a force of nature.
CJ Stroud looks like the next big thing and is playing like he's been doing this for a decade. White is kicking ass and taking names with big plays and amazing receiving work. Walker is breaking away big plays. CeeDee Lamb has ascended beyond human the past 3 weeks. This team is rocking and rolling over their opponents. If they can sneak into the playoffs there could be fireworks for one of last years worst teams."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 8
"A great week from ShivaBlasts with the 3rd highest score on the week. CeeDee went off with 34 points, but they were all unnecessary. This team would have still won by almost 20 if we took away all of CeeDee's points. This is also 3 wins a row, so we will look to see if they are able to make the streak 4 after week 11. Currently the 8 seed, but only 2 games out of that 1st seed so anything could happen."
lwinmin's Ranking: 7
"Shiva has really had a nice run of games here and is starting to turn his team around. There isn't much depth here, but he has some assets that could change that. Is he going to be a seller or buyer here towards the end of the year? Only time will tell."
ScotchnWhiskers (ScotchnWhiskers) [4-6]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 10
"Someone got the team drunk and then broke the bottle of Scotch over their heads because they put up a dud and got destroyed nay, got blasted by Shiva! Warren, Metcalf and Mitchell all put up respectable games but it wasn't enough. It wasn't even close to enough.
Maybe if they give Mitchell more than 3 touches things can turn around."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 10
"Not a great week from ScotchnWhiskers who put up the lowest score of the week. DK put up 13, Keaton Mitchell also had 13 points, Jaylen Warren got 15 carries and found the endzone for 18 points, and that's about all there is to talk about. No one else managed to crack double digit points. Even Derrick Henry only had 2.5 points. A super disappointing week that might cause a team's manager to drink..."
lwinmin's Ranking: 8
"Hurts and Brown are back after their bye week. Only 71 points without his 2 studs in week 10. Jaylen Warren finally popped but Henry didn't show. Another team that could be a seller or buyer here, but if they are buying they may want to do it ASAP."
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [4-6]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
"The Delta Squad is cursed, The rest of the season is already lost. I'm calling it.
The golden boy with the long flowing hair put up an absolute stinker of a game. Barkley has no team around him and a horrible schedule coming up and I don't think he is capable of putting up anything other than Floor Games. Cook is electric but I don't think the team actually likes using him. But, all hope is not lost because Amon Ra, Fergy and Najee are all putting up great games.
Remember when we thought Tony Pollard was the next big thing? Looks like last year was the apex and this year is the rapid decline off the mountain."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 9
"Delta Squad came out with a lackluster performance in week 10. Who would know where this team would have been without the Sun God going 8 for 156 yards and a TD. TLaw went up against a San Francisco defense that was looking to bounce back after the bye week. Pollard and Saquon were not very efficient with their touches. Should there be concern with Pollard? Delta Squad will look to turn things around in week 11."
lwinmin's Ranking: 10
"Delta Squad took a tough loss to fall to 4-6 in week 10. They are one of those bubble teams that may be about to pop if they don't do something NOW."
September...08! (GhostDad77) [3-7]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
"A hard fought loss with Justin Herbert putting up nearly 40 points. The Dad Ghosts Also had Singletary go for over 20 points and Moore put up over 10. Combined those 3 guys put up over 70 points. The problem is the rest of the tea put up 27 points and you can't win with that kind of output from most of your roster."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 11
"It was a competitive matchup but Ghostdad unfortunately fell to Fuzzy Logic. There were definitely teams hoping to see an upset in this matchup. This team doesn't have much star power and unfortunately was forced to play Michael Carter in the RB slot. There isn't much depth to speak of, and the bye weeks are making it even more obvious how much Ghostdad needs help to produce. They will look to play spoiler throughout the rest of the year and will have eyes on the 1.13 pick."
lwinmin's Ranking: 11
"GhostDad barely lost in week 10 and now falls to 3-7. His season may be over with only 4 more matchups left they need to win out and pray. Will they be moving on from anyone is the question?"
Dirty Mike & The Boys (HartyPGA) [2-8]
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
"Everything that can be said has been said. Purdy and Bijan were the bright spots on a rainy and muddy day. Wandal and Jahan both need to write a 500 word essay on why they are dragging their team down."
BaileyOwen's Ranking: 12
"Dirty Mike & The Boys find themselves in the basement again. They didn't put up the lowest score on the week but it was certainly close. Purdy put up nearly 30 points and that was over 1/3 of the team's points. Bijan finally saw a bunch of touches and was fairly efficient putting up 95 yards and a touchdown this week. Let's hope that Arthur Sith will keep it up and increase the workload even more. Dirty Mike & The Boys will look to ruin some playoff hopes and hope to win the prized 1.13 pick."
lwinmin's Ranking: 12
"Dirty Mike took another loss moving him to 2-8 on the year. I still blame the person setting the lineup."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against