Grrouchie's Ranking: 2

"One of only 3 teams to put up over 100 points on the week, the Fuzz-Men put on a clinic and beat down Prestige Worldwide. Even with Gibson and Toney combing for NEGATIVE 0.10 points Mahomes, Hill and Aaron Jones put on a clinic and secured the victory.  In fact, those 3 guys were enough to beat their opponent all by themselves and that is DOMINANT."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 1

"The reason for all my rankings: what have you done for me recently? No Kelce and no problem, especially when Hockenson is also on the roster. Tyreek Hill is not fair out there. Mahomes also pulled his own weight without his main weapon. Could you imagine if Tyreek was with Mahomes? I kid. This team is scary with Josh Jacobs, Aaron Jones, DHop and then Tyreek and the Mahomes/Kelce stack provides a ceiling higher than the glass elevator in that one Chocolate Factory. The only issue I have with this team is lack of depth after the big-name starters."

lwinmin's Ranking: 3

Grrouchie's Ranking: 1

"NGB went out and took care of business against the formerly #5 ranked Delta Squad. Racking up wins and showing off their championship trophy (You did ship it out right, Slattery?)  NGB didn't have any of the players that blew up week one, but the roster was consistent.  Carr, the other BRob, Olave, Allen, Evans all had over 10 points in this hard fought victory."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 3

"It is always nice when you can win a matchup despite Ja’Marr Chase only putting up 6.6 points and Lockett giving you 2. Olave, Allen, and Evans did what they needed to do to help overcome the deficit. Will he stick with the Carr/Olave stack or switch it up to Mac who showed out with a 30 point performance? There weren’t a lot of points on the bench so will depth be an issue for a while or will the rookie RBs help in the long term?"

lwinmin's Ranking: 5

Grrouchie's Ranking: 3

"Out of my Pre-Season rankings, only 3 of the top six teams won.  Dirty Mike was ranked 6th and with the help of the boys they not only took down the Scumdogs but they also moved up to #3 in the rankings because of it.  ARich and Bijan both had great rookie debuts and helped secure the victory in spite of getting a Goose Egg from Drake London.  If Dirty Mike can get some of the other Boys to perform they are going to be a problem all year long."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 5

"Dirty Mike & The Boys escaped the Drake London goose egg, but they cannot escape JK’s Tiny Tim legs. Bijan was as anticipated in his debut and should be able to fill the hole left by Dobbins. Hopefully Darnell Mooney and Nico Collins can contribute to The Boys on a regular basis like they did in week 1. Dirty Mike will look for AntRich to continue the season with double digit rushing attempts, but hopefully he can stay healthy while doing it."

lwinmin's Ranking: 7

Grrouchie's Ranking: 7

"By virtue of scoring the most points out of the teams that lost the Delta Squad is falling into seventh.  Lawerence, Sun-God and Pollard are all sparks of hope, but this team was a fart in a candle for every other spot.  Barkley was awful, Cooks did not live up to his billing, Pitts is a unicorn only insomuchas people keep believing in him and Thielen is washed."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 9

"The performances from Tony Pollard and Amon Ra couldn’t propel this squad to a victory. I doubt Saquon and Najee put up these low numbers all year and hopefully this was just an anomaly. As someone with multiple shares of Kyle Pitts, I am terrified of the Falcons offense. Will Pitts be a suitable starter when the team throws under 20 times a game? The loss isn’t pretty but at least this was the highest scoring loser, so I believe the Delta Squad will be able to compete throughout the year."

lwinmin's Ranking: 6

Grrouchie's Ranking: 8

"Stank(ing) in the Rank(ing) but their offensive 85 points was second among the losers.  Jackson is a trojen horse and is on the block.  Someone get this walking disaster off of the team.

Jefferson, Sutton and Pittman were the only players who showed up looking for a game.  Dion Jackson was a last minute addition and all he did was subtract from the teams total. Dionte sucked so bad he is faking an injury and probably won't be seen again until mid to late October.  Muth only looked passible because he accidentally caught a TD, and Mixon and Connor are showing that maybe you shouldn't rely on older RBs."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 8

"The Las Vegas Scumdogs put up a valiant effort and nearly missed sneaking out a win in week 1. Maybe not having a negative in the flex spot could have changed the outcome. Pitty City is open and count me in as the newest resident. Jefferson did what he usually does but couldn’t help putting the Scumdogs over the top. Lamar was a major disappointment and should be practicing his ball security throughout the week. Will Puka be able to fill a need with Diontae being out? Oh yeah, Breece Hall on the bench doesn’t help either, but at least it was nice to see him looking like his old self."

lwinmin's Ranking: 9

Grrouchie's Ranking: 10

"We'll give it another couple of weeks but Prestige might be living too far in the past.  Dak put up a stinker, DJ Moore only scores when he accidentally houses a screen pass, Gray was not passable as a Kelce Sub, Deebo had one great season and has been living in the past as Aiyuk keeps out performing him, and Mike Williams and Dalvin Cook both were below average.  

Lets see if this team an get out of their rocking chairs for week 2."

BaileyOwen's Ranking: 10

"Always a tough matchup when you face a receiver that puts up 215 and 2 TDs. Calvin Ridley will be fun to watch all year in that Jacksonville offense. Dak didn’t need to put up big numbers with their defense taking over the game. DJ Moore thought he was back in Carolina only seeing 2 targets on Sunday. Is there any concern with Deebo after week 1? The offense will be fantastic but there are so many mouths to feed, and Brandon Aiyuk saw more targets from Purdy, albeit just 1. CMC will also take away his rushing attempts so is the panic alarm going off?"

lwinmin's Ranking: 12