2022 Week 6 Rankings
Pads (Pads) [6-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 1
"The streak continues, and this team continues to look dominate. With that being said, looking ahead, it seems like Pads will have a true gauntlet of matchups for the few weeks. Will the streak continue? I'd put money on it."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
"And you must ask yourself: Will Pads lose this year? If Pads loses this year will it matter? Continuing to steamroll With his RB Core of Fournette, Stevenson and CmC!!!"
codycast (codycast) [4-2]
Slattery's Ranking: 2
"I'll repeat something from last week - if Codycast didn't drop 2 games at the beginning of the season, this team would easily be the #1 team in the league. I'm already circling Week 10 as possibly the game of the year for Codycast - a round against Pads. Both teams should have plenty of momentum going into that matchup."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
"Codycast demands to be heard as he crushes the highest points for again. Burrow, Hill, Diggs and Mandrews make this team tough to beat. To prove that point, Codycast had My Name is Jeff Wilson and Melvin Gordon combine for 0.30 points and still won by 70 points. Someone please pull a Tonya Harding on his WR cores knees."
Scumdogs (grrouchie) [4-2]
Slattery's Ranking: 3
"When every other 3-2 team dropped dropped the ball and went to 3-3, Scumdogs got it done to improve to 4-2. There are still some issues this team needs to work through, but things are looking bright for the first time in a while for this team."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
"Sitting pretty at 4-2 and the beneficiary of the scheduling gods, the Scumdogs moved up the sleeper rankings 4 spots by virtue of his competition all losing and falling to 3-3. Sometimes you need luck on your side."
ScotchnWhiskers (mark2law) [3-3]
Slattery's Ranking: 4
"Rough loss, but ScotchnWhiskers has the talent to bounce back. Stars like DK and Lamar cannot put up duds again if this team wants to win, though."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
"ScotchNWhiskers still sitting pretty at 3-3 and in contention. Unfortunately for them they decided to sit Kenyon Drake, Allen Robinson and Mike Gritty Gesicki! Coach Scotch could be heard cursing the league because it isn't a Bestball league."
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [3-3]
Slattery's Ranking: 7
"Barkley, Hall, and (sometimes) Harris are going to keep this team's playoff chances high all season long. If this team makes a move or two to sure up their WR core before the trade deadline, Delta Squad could be making lots of noise in a few months."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
"By virtue of winning to get his current 3-3 record (and being the 3rd highest score of the week). Barkley and Hall pound it out. Pitts catches a TD, Campbell puts up his typical good game before an Injury (I AM NOT WISHING INJURY ON CAMPBELL). This team is starting to figure out their identity."
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [3-3]
Slattery's Ranking: 8
"We have a win streak! It almost didn't happen, but Deon Jackson, Brian Robinson, and Alvin Kamara worked their butts off to make sure it did."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
"NotGreatBob also won to get their 3-3 record and that makes 2 wins in a row. The old man crew of Brady, Kamara and Lockett were helped out by a great rookie start of Deon Jackson."
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [3-3]
Slattery's Ranking: 6
"Losing two in a row hurts, especially after starting 3-1. Losing Wentz and Hollywood in the same week will also make this loss sting a bit more."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
"Life is about to get harder for Prestige as they begin their worldwide search to replace Carson Wentz who got an owie and Hollywood Brown who bruised his foot while partying with his cousin and TMZ's favorite ex NFL Star, Antonio Brown. Wentz is out. Dak might be coming back to save the team. Wilson is cooked and Bridgewater is going back to the bench. This is a fun team to watch rotate QBs."
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [3-3]
Slattery's Ranking: 5
"You know your team is hurting when you have to start DJ Dallas and Kareem Hunt as your starting RB's. Getting Josh (Jacobs) back next week will help, but losing Josh (Allen) will seriously hurt this team's chances at a W. Maybe accept the L and look forward to having the Josh's at full strength for the rest of the season?"
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
"It felt wrong putting Scotts Tots down here, but when you are putting team names on a dart board and just ranking them by which one you hit with the dart first this will happen.
9th place in the league by still, technically, tied for 4th - ---
I'm just going to put this out there and let the cards fall where they may...
It's time for BaileyOwen to trade Josh Allen to a team with a chance....
and that team is the Scumdogs!
Free Josh Allen
Free Josh Allen"
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [3-3]
Slattery's Ranking: 9
"No one expected Fuzzy Logic to win against Pads, but boy did this team make it interesting for about half of Sunday. This team's lack of healthy depth is starting to bite them in the butt, though, as they have a league high 7 players in the IR or PUP status (8 if you consider Will Fuller has apparently dropped off the face of the Earth). Perhaps it's time to think about next year and hope for a top pick?"
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
"Putting up the highest score in defeat is the only thing saving the Fuzzy Ranking this week. Sometimes you can put your best forward and still get slapped back to reality because you are facing El Numero Uno."
1-Putt Nine (GhostDad77) [2-4]
Slattery's Ranking: 10
"Losing to the only team without a win has to sting. Combine that with putting up the lowest total point total on the week, and you have a recipe for a week of misery. Best thing 1-Putt Nine can do it put this week behind them and look forward to next week."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 10
"Technically, if you look at the individual results, 1-Putt Nine actually set a valid, active line-up. You wouldn't know it by looking at the final score though. If the coach would have benched Elijah Moore and Rick James Bi..er... nevermind... and instead went with a 3 TE set adding in Henry and Fant, they would have won."
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [1-5]
Slattery's Ranking: 11
"ShivaBlasts is finally on the win column! MVS and Gigantor putting up goose eggs stings, but Kenneth Walker looks like a STUD that will help Shiva with a quick rebuild."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
"Sending out the Marching Band because we are going to have a parade and a party. ShivaBlasts with their first victory of the season and THIS IS WORTH CELEBRATING."
Dirty Mike & The Boys (Magnum1Delta) [1-5]
Slattery's Ranking: 12
"Here's a positive - some of Dirty Mike's young players are really starting to show some life. Here's a big negative, though - those young players just aren't enough to win in this league. Brighter days are ahead, but it's going to continue to be a dark and gloomy season for this team."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
"Dirty Mike & The Boys, if they would have faced ShivaBlasts head to head would have lost by 0.12. Dirty Mike has his Boys on a 3 game losing streak and watched JK Dobbins hobble back to the sideline with Not Gronk, Tyler Conk. Dirty Mike, you earned your spot at the bottom."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against