2022 Week 5 Rankings
Pads (Pads) [5-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 1
"Right now it feels like nothing can stop Pads. Looking ahead, I would be shocked if this team drops a game between now and week 8 or week 9 at the earliest, they are just that dominant."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
"Pads is a freight train maintaining excellence week after week. Deserves to sit atop this throne."
codycast (codycast) [3-2]
Slattery's Ranking: 2
"Codycast is returning to form, and that form is winning. There's an argument that Codycast's roster is #1 overall worthy, but a slow start will keep them at #2 for some time."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
"After a rocky start Codycast is now ready to defend their crown. Just took them a few weeks to get the engine running."
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [3-2]
Slattery's Ranking: 3
"After a hard loss last week, this team rebounded in the best way possible. This team's owner has to take that momentum and keep on rolling, though."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
"This team is just Joshing you!! The Josh Trio is throwing haymakers and making you pay for thinking you had a chance."
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [3-2]
Slattery's Ranking: 5
"What a hard loss this week. Players on this team balled out (cough cough Kelce), but it just wasn't enough to bail out some of this team's 'pooped in his big boy pants' players."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
"A devastating 2 point loss, but still sitting pretty for the year. If only he had Mahomes stacked with Kelce because that won every matchup last week."
ScotchnWhiskers (mark2law) [3-2]
Slattery's Ranking: 4
"It's easy to win when your studs perform like studs, a lesson ScotchnWhiskers definitely learned this week. Having lots of studs also helps you win, another lesson ScotchnWhiskers learned this week."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
"ScotchNWhiskers did Dirty Mike and the boys, well, dirty. Cook and Henry were destroyer of worlds last week."
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [3-2]
Slattery's Ranking: 7
"This team went down the big hill on the rollercoaster this week - no one outside of Mahomes showed up, and another RB went down to a season long injury. Fuzzy Logic might have to start thinking about the 2023 season at this rate."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
"Patrick Mahomes wasn't enough to fix the self sabotage of Hock, Higgins and Kirk."
Scumdogs (grrouchie) [3-2]
Slattery's Ranking: 6
"Oh how the mighty have started to fall. Early season favorites are starting to crumble under the weight of expectations. Scumdogs has a roster that should be top 4 in this league, hopefully this week they will right the ship."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
"Remember when this team was #2? Me neither. The Scumdogs are disappointing fans like the owner disappoints his children (no PS5? So lame dad)."
1-Putt Nine (GhostDad77) [2-3]
Slattery's Ranking: 8
"1-Putt showed up and delivered even without the help of the QB position. If QB shows up this week, 1-Putt's opponent should start sweating."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
"Flattened a falling commish, but can they make it 2 in a row and start climbing the charts."
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [2-3]
Slattery's Ranking: 10
"Sometimes, a few studly RBs can carry a team to a ship. Other times, you get what Delta Squad experienced this week. Breece and Saquan are 100% enough to carry this team, but only if they rest of the team at least sniffs in the direction of meeting expectations."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
"Is Najee the biggest disappointment this year? This team has all the star power but not the consistency."
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [2-3]
Slattery's Ranking: 9
"What. A. Win. If there was ever a statement win to turn a season around, this was it. NotGreatBob now has to take this momentum and win a few weeks in a row to be considered one of the best again."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 10
"Rumor has it Bob might start a fire sale soon! Team pulled out a victory this week but can they put together a streak?"
Dirty Mike & The Boys (Magnum1Delta) [1-4]
Slattery's Ranking: 11
"Gabe Davis tried his best to carry Dirty Mike & The Boys this week, but one player exploding isn't enough to win in this league."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
"Oooophhhh
Gabe Davis scored half the points for this team last week. Might be the only thing that kept Dirty Mike from putting his boys at the 12 spot."
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [0-5]
Slattery's Ranking: 12
"It's really, really, really hard to win when your best player basically doesn't play due to injury in the first quarter of the game. Unfortunate it happened to ShivaBlasts this week."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
"Let's say something nice.... Walker and Benjamin looked nice on the bench."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against