2022 Week 14 Rankings
codycast (codycast) [10-4]*
Slattery's Ranking: 1
"In a week that didn't matter, Codycast still put up the second most points on the week. Unfortunately, they lost to the team that put up the most points on the week. Could there be a rematch of this week 14 upset in the playoffs? Only time will tell."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
"Codycast fumbled their chances to end the year #1 in the power rankings, but could this be the wakeup call that they need to run the tables and take a second championship? There is more firepower on this team than any other and it appears as though the only way they lose lately is if their opponent is the #1 scoring team on the week."
Scumdogs (grrouchie) [10-4]*
Slattery's Ranking: 3
"The good news? Scumdogs proved they can upset the #1 seed in the playoffs. The bad news? Scumdogs lost Kyler Murray to injury, so it will be an uphill battle for this team during the playoffs."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
"Injuries, Plagues, hardships. The Scumdogs survived all of this in what felt like a very up and down season only to sit atop a throne of lies and deception to end the regular season. Crusing into the playoffs and beating the team with the best record the Scumdogs finish the season tied with CodyCast for the second best record. Riding a 3 week win Streak the Scumdogs are hoping their good fortunes continue."
Pads (Pads) [11-3]*
Slattery's Ranking: 2
"A rare down week for the mighty Pads in a week that didn't really matter. The bye week will be very helpful for Pads, though, as they look to get healthy at a few positions for the final push."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
"Held the best record in the league all year long and threw up a dud in week 14. Stevenson came up limping and defenses have appeared to figure out how to shut down Tua. Can Pads right the ship on their bye week and take control of their own destiny again?"
ScotchnWhiskers (mark2law) [7-7]*
Slattery's Ranking: 4
"Just to put a bow on the strange season ScotchnWhiskers has had, they upset the mighty Codycast in the last week of the regular season. This team is getting red hot at the right time, and should be able to carry this momentum into a deep post season run."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
"Take a swig and then take out the highest scoring team in the league. If only every other team had figured out that game plan. Hurts is playing like he could win league MVP (hey Fuzzy, we need to do end of season awards). They just proved they have what it takes to win the whole thing, now they have to run the gauntlet."
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [8-6]*
Slattery's Ranking: 5
"On the backs of Evan Engram and Mike Williams, Prestige solidified their spot in the post season by embarrassing Fuzzy Logic. Unfortunately, Prestige is currently heavy underdogs in the first round of the playoffs, but anything can happen any given week."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
"What is a good way to start the playoffs? Knock another team out of getting to them. Prestige went out and thumped Fuzzy Logic from joining the post season. This coming week they are going to have to get better production out of their RB room if they expect to march through ScotchnWhiskers"
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [7-7]*
Slattery's Ranking: 6
"This week was not great for Bob, but it doesn't matter as NotGreatBob is sitting at the 6th seed in the playoffs. It will be a tough road to a championship, but this team has heart and is hard to root against."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
"After multiple weeks of dominance, NotGreatBob gave his team a rest week and then got soundly beaten by the Delta Squad. Was that week of rest worth it? They run into a surging Scumdogs in round 1. Taylor and Kamara have REVENGE on their minds (or were they traded to sabotage the Scumdogs so their former team can advance - Trojan Horse anyone?)"
1-Putt Nine (GhostDad77) [7-7]
Slattery's Ranking: 7
"1-Putt finished the year STRONG, but barely missed out of the playoffs. On the plus side, 1-Putt should be able to take this momentum into the consolidation bracket. Potentially losing Pierce for the post season could make things difficult, though."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
"Oh so close, but Missed it by THAT much (holds fingers together, barely touching)! 1-Putt did not get the help they needed and will be looking to exact revenge next year. "
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [6-8]
Slattery's Ranking: 8
"On paper, this team would have made some crazy noise in the playoffs if they were able to make it. Unfortunately, Delta Squad is sitting in the consolidation bracket. 2023 should be a very fun year to watch Delta Squad, though."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
"The Delta Squad didn't make the playoffs but they got to make themselves feel better by slapping around a playoff team (NotGreatBob) in the final week of regular season action. Lawerence, Barkley, Harris, Pollard, Elliot, St Brown.... A strong core of contention will be looking to prove themselves next year in this ultra competitive league."
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [6-8]
Slattery's Ranking: 10
"Oh how the mighty-ish have fallen. A miserable 4 week slide capped off by an embarrassing loss in week 14, Fuzzy Logic should be embarrassed by how they finished off the season."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
"A tale of two halves. Sadly the only tale that will be remembered is the second half of the season where they lost 4 straight and couldn't win to punch their ticket into the second season. This is the only team with Mahomes and Kelce that I have seen miss the playoffs (I don't care that Kelce just got there, this is my narrative). A lot of talent on this team, but they definitely would benefit by trading Fields to the Scumdogs for some RB help (I mean, I hid that in the last sentence so it didn't seem like I'm trying to suggest anything)."
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [5-9]
Slattery's Ranking: 9
"The Joshes tried their best, but they just weren't able to finish off the season strong. There's enough on this team to build on for 2023, though. A strong draft could shoot Michael Scott's Tots up these rankings next fall."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
"Ever look at a roster and a final standings and wonder what went wrong? Well, do that now with the Tots. Josh Allen - Elite. Josh Jacobs - Elite (this year at least). Kittle - has been a constant top 2 or 3 TE his whole career. This team just couldn't get all their younger players up to speed. However, I look for them to make the biggest turn around next year as Pickens, Wilson, Smith and McBride all make huge leaps. Will this season of suffering be worth it or will the Scumdogs coach get him drunk so to make some bad trades."
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [3-11]
Slattery's Ranking: 11
"What a way to finish out the season. Even without Kenneth Walker, Shiva was able to put up some great numbers. This team should be the favorite to make a giant leap forward in 2023."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 10
"Ending the season with a win and getting their highest ranking year to date. ShivaBlasts dropped 100 on their opponent almost trying to showcase the pain they will be bringing next year. This team is young and perverted (no, that's just their QB dang it) and ready to drop the BAM (ha! I worked in a Knight Joke) on their opponents next year. "
Dirty Mike & The Boys (Magnum1Delta) [4-10]
Slattery's Ranking: 12
"There's not much to say here. Pacheco and Dobbins looked good, but the rest of the team was hard to watch. Hopefully a top pick in the 2023 rookie draft will help this roster out a ton."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
"A tragic end to a tragic season. Dirty Mike finished with 4 wins but has the talent to improve upon that next year. Pacheco, Godwin, Dobbins, Robinson all form a solid core that was flawed this year by Rookie adjustment periods and injuries. With two first round picks this coming draft, Dirty Mike will be looking to get stronger and deliver punishment next year."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against