2022 Week 13 Rankings
codycast (codycast) [10-3]*
Slattery's Ranking: 1
"Another win, another week as the top scorer, another boring write up. On the plus side? The pressure is slightly on this week, as Cody has to win to ensure a bye during the playoffs."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
"Groundhogs day. Waking up and feeling like you are repeating the same day over and over again. It's like I came into this and had something to say, but then I realized that I was just repeating myself and falling into the same patterns.
Oh, and in other news, Codycast won again and had the high score again. A Cody win and a Pads loss would result in Cody being the #1 ranked team as far as record and the number one ranked team here as well."
Pads (Pads) [11-2]*
Slattery's Ranking: 2
"Yet another win for the team with the best record in the league. No big surprise there. With a bye basically locked up, we have to wonder if Pads will rest starters or not this week."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
"Coming off a win against the Tots Pads will have a battle the last week of the season against the Scumdogs. This game will determine if Pads goes into the playoffs as the Number 1 or the number 2 seed in the league!"
Scumdogs (grrouchie) [9-4]*
Slattery's Ranking: 3
"Another team has guaranteed themselves a spot in the playoffs. Scumdogs has to take the time to look two weeks ahead, as this upcoming week doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
"With a win over the Shivablasts the Scumdogs have firmly locked up the # 3 spot and now can either rest their starters or try to Upset Pads. A victory over Pads will have big implications on their possible eventual meet up with Codycast. Obviously the Scumdogs want to be in the opposite side of the bracket!!"
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [7-6]
Slattery's Ranking: 4
"Longest win streak in the league, Bob has a chance to make history here. If Bob can win this week, he basically assures this team a spot in the post season."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
"The Bobs might have put the death dagger into Fuzzy's playoff hopes while at the same time guaranteeing themselves a spot in the tourney. Carr, Perine and Lockett (yeah, no one else thought they'd be top tier performers at this stage of the season either) came out to play but they also possibly lost Burks and Hurst. 4 wins in a row and smoking hot right before the playoffs. Look out everyone."
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [7-6]
Slattery's Ranking: 5
"Prestige seemed to have given up on the season by selling off big pieces at the trade deadline. What's crazy is this team still might make it into the playoffs based on how their upcoming opponent has been playing recently."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
"Getting cold at the wrong time but still controlling their own destiny in week 14. 2 loses in a row have this team reeling and trying to figure out how to right the ship. Next week Prestige vs Fuzzy is a battle where the loser potentially goes home and watches the Playoffs from afar."
ScotchnWhiskers (mark2law) [6-7]
Slattery's Ranking: 6
"Statement Win. ScotchnWhiskers's players are getting RED HOT at the right time. Another 'win and in' scenario, teams ranked 1-5 should be worried about the star power on this roster."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
"Coming off a must win game against Prestige, Scotch is grooming their whiskers for the last week of the year and another must win against CodyCast.
Ok, yeah. That sounds like the impossible.
If Scotch loses then they need both Fuzzy and 1-Putt to lose in order to get in.
So, since they are playing Codycast, It looks like they will be drinking a lot of Scotch and rooting for Prestige and Michael Scott's Tots!!!"
1-Putt Nine (GhostDad77) [6-7]
Slattery's Ranking: 9
"Rough loss, but 1-Putt still has a chance to get into the playoffs with a lot of help. Hopefully the team can learn from this disappointing outing and finish off the year strong."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
"1-Putt throwing up a dud against Dirty Mike basically knocked them out of the playoff hunt. Sitting at 6-7 and hoping to finish strong and end at 7-7 they will be taking on the Tots.
Playoff Hopes: Bleak. 1-Putt needs to win and move to 7-7, ScotchNWhiskers has to lose and Fuzzy Logic has to lose. This would put 1-Putt in as the #6 seed!
EXCITEMENT!!! DRAMA!!! DYSFUNCTION!!!"
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [5-8]
Slattery's Ranking: 8
"The Joshes ALMOST completed the upset, but a dud from Pickens and a Sutton injury basically doomed them to a loss. What a shame, because this team would have been fun to watch in the playoffs."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
"Our 9th ranked team and the only way they can get into the playoffs is a miracle.
If the Tots win, 1-Putt, Fuzzy, and Scotch all lose then they would all be tied at 6-8.
Then they would have to have scored 75 more points than Scotch in order to take the last spot, providing that they also outscore Fuzzy by a large amount as well.....
So yeah. Put a bullet in them, they're done."
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [5-8]
Slattery's Ranking: 7
"Delta really tried to complete the upset, but fell just short. It was still an impressive performance, and Delta Squad could have been very dangerous in the playoffs if the miracle run happened."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 10
"Delta Squad put up a valiant effort only to have CodyCast put a bullet in their playoff hopes. Watching your season go up in flames on the back of the second highest score is brutal and depressing and I have a feeling there will be a lot of therapy and drinking this offseason.
Delta is playing for pride and the possibility of knocking NotGreatBob out of the playoffs to make them feel better!!!"
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [6-7]
Slattery's Ranking: 12
"This team just sucks, and no matter what players are on this roster, it is doomed to fail. It would be a shame if they sold out to try and win out, because the buyer is likely going to be very happy with the outcome."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
"The definition of controlling your own destiny. A 3 game losing streak heading into week 14 and Fuzzy is on the outside looking in. Playing against Prestige, Fuzzy wins and they are most likely in. A Fuzzy win with a Whiskers loss puts them in 100%. If Whiskers can upset Codycast then Fuzzy would need to win and score about 30 points more than SnW. A Fuzzy win and a NotGreatBob loss would also put them in. So much riding on the last week of the season."
Dirty Mike & The Boys (Magnum1Delta) [4-9]
Slattery's Ranking: 10
"Dirty Mike is over here motivating the boys to play upset in the final weeks of the season. Mike White has been super fun to watch on this roster over the last few weeks, too."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
"Dirty Mike put up a fight and took down 1-Putt in week 13 and threw some salt in their wounds as they made it horribly difficult for them to get into the playoffs.
Week 14 and Dirty Mike is playing for nothing but pride as they take on the ShivaBlasts!
The ONLY game on the slate with zero playoff implications.
It would be nice for them to go out with 5 wins though."
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [2-11]
Slattery's Ranking: 11
"The return of the dark lord was not enough to elevate this team to late season greatness. That's okay though, because Shiva is looking to build in the spring and come into 2023 at full force. These last few weeks are just tryouts for next year's roster."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
"Shiva has shown some promise this season as they are rebuilding and working on being a team to fear next year. Shiva came up short against the always beatable Scumdogs and are limping into the last week with a 4 game losing streak and just looking to go out on a high note."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against