2022 Preseason Rankings
codycast (codycast) [0-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 1
"Won the ship, was the first seed in the playoffs. Enough said."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
"Looking for a repeat, the champs deserve to be on top with their trio of QBs and an electric WR core anchored by Adam's and Diggs!!"
Scumdogs (grrouchie) [0-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 3
"Scored more than codycast and Fuzzy Logic in Week 17 last year. Would have won it all if he made it to the championship game."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
"Can Kyler Murray put together a full season of QB1 play or will his tiny body wither down the stretch again and ruin the scumdogs chances?"
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [0-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 6
"Forgot to show up in the playoffs after having an amazing regular season. Luck was not on his side."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
"Can the combination of Brady and Carr lead Bob to the promised land or are the teams chances Not Great with the Goat doubling the age apex?"
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [0-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 2
"Second place is the first loser, remember that. Will Slattery have a championship hangover in 2022?"
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
"Star Power up and down the roster, but can the team gel to make that championship push. Javonte might be the key to unlocking this teams potential."
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [0-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 5
"Dominated in the 5th place game even without starting a TE. Will that translate to a strong 2022?"
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
"Prestige has some firepower but with some questions. Is Jeudy a real WR? Will Kelce be able to keep up his normal production? Is Deebo going to be a RB2 AND a WR1 this year?"
ScotchnWhiskers (mark2law) [0-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 4
"Had an incredibly strong showing in 2021, but dropped his last 5 games of the regular season and ran into the buzz-saw known as codycast. AKA he lost Derrick Henry halfway through the season."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
"This team could be #1 or fizzle out like a bad fart. Henry and his 1000 touches, Cook and his constant injuries, Allen Robinson and whatever it is that he did last year. There will be fireworks either way!"
1-Putt Nine (GhostDad77) [0-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 9
"Some might say 1-Putt Nine overachieved in 2021. Will GhostDad77 tread water or start to swim? Only time will tell."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
"When you're starting Michael Carter and Kenneth Gainwell you know your team has questions. However, this middle of the road team could be poised to upset a few playoff hopefuls this year. "
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [0-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 8
"All hail the toilet bowl winner. Had quite a few close losses in the regular season. Hopefully BaileyOwen won't have to pray for stat corrections in 2022 to move those near losses into near wins. "
Grrouchie's Ranking: 10
"When your team starts with Josh Allen you immediately think superbowl, except Coach decided that they didn't need TB or Flex talent. Going to be a long year for poor Josh Allen."
Pads (Pads) [0-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 10
"Just an unfortunate result for Pads in 2021. The injury bug really hit the team hard. With some young cornerstone pieces coming back from injury and a strong draft, 2022 could be a different story for this team."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
"Blessed with WR talent the team has to pray that Tua can get them the ball to make plays. An overweight Fournette, a recovering Etienne and an inconsistent Montgomery might be the ultimate reason this team doesn't go anywhere this year. "
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [0-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 7
"Barely missed the playoffs last year due to a technicality called a tie breaker. Big oof. "
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
"The dude refused to trade me Najee last year so I could do an all Steelers lineup and that puts him at the bottom of the fun kingdom and the bottom of my week 1 rankings. One Tyrell, 12 Rankell"
Dirty Mike & The Boys (Magnum1Delta) [0-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 11
"The best thing for Magnum1Delta to do is to forget 2021 ever happened. After loading up in the draft, this team should be ready to compete again in 2022."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
"Here is your 2022 spoiler team. Mills takes a step forward, Gabe Davis explodes, Elijah Moore is an alpha, and Quadzilla will destroy souls!!"
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [0-0]
Slattery's Ranking: 12
"New guy on the block. No offense with this rating, just don't have anything from 2021 to go off of."
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
"Stars and Scrubs at its finest. Elliot could still be a stud but Walker isn't going to get past penny. Lazard, Julio and Hines in the flex is basically a hope and prayer that they all blow up the same week. Does Julio have any Juice left? Can Hines consistently produce behind Taylor? Can Lazard be a #1?"
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against